Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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