- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Once upon a time, The end.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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