- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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