Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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