- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

2 black kids walk into school

i killed my family

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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