- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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