- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

this last joke was a correction to the other one

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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