- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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