- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Women's professional sports

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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