Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Banana Hamock.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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