- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Skrillex.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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