why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

its funny cuz i laughed!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Women's professional sports

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

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