Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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