What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Thats what she said

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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