- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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