Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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