- Anti Joke

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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