- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Buzi vagy!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

poop nuff said

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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