- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

sdjhkferiughefljbdfnjkbhdfghlwu24537? 928ndfnfwdjfhoinbv;nop[

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??