haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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