two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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You wanna see something really scary?

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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