Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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