- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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