- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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