Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Major League Soccer

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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