- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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