- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I like your hair

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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