What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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