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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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