- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Men

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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