- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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