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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What comes after 69? 70

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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