Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Shea's sty....

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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