- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

I went to work today....

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

mitchell palmer sucks

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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