What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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