Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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