- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

willam dafoe

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??