- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

when debbie meets downer

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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