- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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