- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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