Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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