How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

womans having rights.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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