What comes after 69? 70

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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