- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

I went to work today....

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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