- Anti Joke

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

* anti-punchline

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Who is John Galt?