Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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