- Anti Joke

Take wrong turns

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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