Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anti Joke

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