- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania