- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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