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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Sir, your wife is dead

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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