- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

The lion swallowed his pride.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What comes after 69? 70

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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