- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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