What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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