that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Chuck Norris.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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