- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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