Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Llamaworm

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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