what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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