What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

You know what's funny? Rape

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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