- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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