- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

do you have a wife?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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