- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

I'm rick james bitch

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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