- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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