- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Roses are red, yup.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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