Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

If life gives you lemonade.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

vitamin c

the NAACP

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Women's rights.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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