What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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