- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

whats up and also down? your mum

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

No because your face is really f***** up.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point