One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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I went to work today....

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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