why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Joesph Triphook.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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