- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skrillex.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Take wrong turns

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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