- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A man... walks.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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