- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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