- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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