Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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what do u call a apple a apple

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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hear hear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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