- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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