- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

wael.. nuff said

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

You idiot.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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