- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

dry handjob

Mahmy

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Your mom.

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