Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Anti Joke

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