- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Neil is a reterd.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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