- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Anti-jokes are funny.

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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