A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The Oakland Raiders

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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