Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

The Oakland Raiders

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Bob Saget

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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