How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Jack Stevens

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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