- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in

Neither did she.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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