- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I once did something.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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