- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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