Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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im gay

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Take wrong turns

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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