- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

your face is kinda funny

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

FUCK THE JEWS

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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