Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

White men's rights

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

noah is a scrub jungle

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

which one is easiest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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