- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

He walked in a bar

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

7+5=12

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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